2014 Books

At the beginning of this year, I set a goal of always having two books in my “Now Reading” list – one fiction and one non-fiction. That definitely left me with a much slower reading pace (I just don’t get in to non-fiction as much), a number of the books I read this year were physical books, which meant I only read them at home. The end result is that I read 24 books in 2014. A far cry from the 79 that I read last year. Here’s the list, in the order I read them, with a very brief review following each one.

  1. S. – J.J. Abrams – ****
    • Complicated. The conceit of this book is that it’s a library book that has notes scribbled in the margins between (at least) two other people, and you’re trying to follow 3 different stories (one of which is not written linearly). This took me almost a month to read, by itself! A really interesting read, but it hurt my head.
  2. Just a Geek – Wil Wheaton – ***
    • Just Alright. Good stories, well written, but I’d also read/heard many of them over the years. His writing has improved considerably in the 10 years since this was published.
  3. Mistborn: The Final Empire – Brandon Sanderson – *****
    • Fantastic! This series was great. I loved the world that Sanderson created and the rules for how magic worked. A really easy read, and highly recommended.
  4. The Well of Ascension – Brandon Sanderson – ****
    • Great. Book 2 of the Mistborn series continued everything I liked about the first.
  5. The Hero of Ages – Brandon Sanderson – ****
    • Interesting. The third book in the Mistborn trilogy, wraps up the story line (apparently there is a book 4 set off in the future which I have not yet read). A satisfying and somewhat surprising ending to a great series.
  6. Improv for Everyone – Greg Tavares – **
    • Not for me. Somewhat condescending. The author tries to apply hard-and-fast rules to improv, which doesn’t work. Super micromanage-y in how to approach scenes. If I tried to do even half of this stuff is never not be in my head in a scene.
  7. The Lies of Locke Lamora – Scott Lynch – ****
    • Fun! I really enjoyed this book (and its sequels, later in the list). It’s basically a heist film (e.g. Ocean’s 11) in fantasy novel-form. Good characters, surprising twists, very interesting world building. Recommended.
  8. Raising Steam – Terry Pratchett – ***
    • Lost Steam. Not my favorite Discworld novel by a long shot. It was missing compelling characters. I haven’t been a fan of the so-called “Moist” set of books in this series, and this was the worst of that bunch. I hope this is not a sign that Sir Terry is losing his fight with dementia. Worth reading if you’re a Discworld fan, for completionism’s sake.
  9. An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth – Chris Hadfield – ****
    • Compelling. Probably the best non-fiction book I read all year. Cmdr. Hadfield is a surprisingly good writer an an excellent story teller. This book did a great job of both making me really want to go to space and also realizing that I probably shouldn’t (and wouldn’t) be allowed to go. Recommended.
  10. Red Rising – Pierce Brown – ****
    • The Hunger Games meets Wool.  Interesting story, if a bit typical of YA dystopian novels. I’ll definitely pick up the sequels at some point.
  11. The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny – Peter McGraw – ****
    • Thought provoking.  This book uses a narrative/journalistic style to tell the story of two people investigating a theory of what makes something “funny”. The Benign Violation theory of comedy says that it’s funny if it contains both something harmless and naughty at the same time – like an old lady with chronic flatulence.
  12. Time’s Eye – Arthur C. Clarke – ***
    • Interesting concept,  poor execution.  It’s a time travel book by Clarke,  so I really wanted to like it. It was just OK. I may pick up the sequel at some point to see if some of the more fundamental questions are answered, but I doubt they will be.
  13. The Long Mars – Terry Pratchett – ****
    • I’m still loving this series. The third in The Long Earth trilogy, which I think is supposed to eventually have five books.
  14. Directing Improv – Asaf Ronen – ***
    • Mixed feelings. This had some interesting ideas, and was reasonably well written, but I ended up skimming a few chapters that were not relevant.
  15. Ready Player One – Ernest Cline – *****
    • Awesome. This book reminded me, in some ways, of Snow Crash meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Except that it was completely different. Great take on the whole cyberpunk/Matrix dystopian future genre.
  16. Wool – Hugh Howey – ****
    • Good. This is really a short story followed by additional writing to make it into a full novel. The first part (the original short story) was excellent. The book got progressively less interesting to me throughout, but I still very much enjoyed it, overall. I may read the sequels, someday.
  17. Red Seas Under Red Skies – Scott Lynch – ****
    • Book two of the Locke Lamora series. Good stuff here. The author spent way too much time going into the details of boating, but otherwise a solid book. The twists were unforeseen, and the ending was exciting, although not 100% satisfying. But it did make me immediately read the sequel.
  18. The Republic of Thieves – Scott Lynch – ****
    • The aforementioned sequel, and third book in the Locke Lamora series. Big series-spanning questions are addressed in this book, and mostly answered. A lot of the more fantastical elements of the world are brought to the forefront in this book. When’s book 4 coming out?
  19. The Blood of Olympus – Rick Riordan – ****
    • The end. A big climactic ending to the series (really to two different series, since The Heroes of Olympus series continues the Percy Jackson series). Good stuff. Yay, YA novels!
  20. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War – Max Brooks – ****
    • Better than the movie. So much better. I didn’t hate the movie (in fact it made me want to read the book), but how did THIS book turn in to THAT movie? The movie should have been a faux-documentary.
  21. The Slow Regard of Silent Things – Patrick Rothfuss – ***
    • Bizarre. Rothfuss takes one of his more eccentric characters and makes her the main (only) character of this short novella. Told from her point of view, this was somewhat difficult to read. Interesting, but not really what I like in a book. Bring on The Doors of Stone, already!
  22. What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions – Randall Munroe – ****
    • xkcd-cellent. The author of the xkcd comic and former NASA scientist uses his wonderful sense of humor and scientific knowledge to answer dumb questions. The results are fascinating and funny. I follow the “What If?” blog (blag?) online, and had read several of these already, but Randall Munroe had updated many and really brought the book together in a fun way. Makes an excellent bathroom book.
  23. Rogues – George R.R. Martin, et al – ****
    • Long & good. A collection of short stories set in various Fantasy worlds, each starring a “rogue” as the hero. Including stories from Martin, Gaiman, and Patrick Rothfuss. The Rothfuss story, “The Lightning Tree” was probably my favorite, as it stars Bast from The Kingkiller Chronicle, and sheds some light on his character.
  24. The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World From Scratch – Lewis Dartnell – ***
    • Drier than I’d hoped. This book had grand goals, which it approaches, but does not quite reach. Needed more pictures (seriously – a picture is worth 1000 words). Also, if you were to buy this it’s probably make more sense to have it as a physical book, rather than a digital version, so you can actually read it post-apocalypse.

Average of two books a month. Not bad! I think I’ll continue this two-books-at-a-time-thing into 2015.

2013 Books: https://www.facebook.com/hapdrastic/posts/10200897760426992

Improv 2010 Retrospective

Last night my improv group and I had our last show of the
year. This was our first year performing together, as a
group. Our group first formed last year, in mid-2009, after a
couple of false starts the preceding year; but our first
show wasn’t until February 21, 2010. We had a show each month
(except for November) for a total of 10 shows. Following are
my thoughts on my year of improv.

January
This month was spent prepping for our first show. We workshopped games, brainstormed show ideas and we continued to bond as a team. I was pretty nervous for our first show but also very excited. We would have had a show this month except for something
called the “super bowl”? Whatever.

February
Our first show as a new company. I remember that the theater was packed – it’s always more fun to do a show for a full house than an empty one. Lots of friends and family showed up to see our first show, which I always love.

I just re-watched this show not too long ago, on a DVD our director gave to us last month. Overall, I think it was a pretty good show. My little brother got pulled up on stage to do a Dinner at Joe’s game, wherein several members of my family were lampooned – this was fantastic. There were kinks here-and-there, especially near the end, but mostly it was a solid show, and everyone seemed to have a good time. We threw in some games that we created, and they were well received. I’m proud of myself and my team for putting together a really decent first show.

March
Memory…fuzzy…can’t…recall…details. I just checked my Twitter feed from that day and I said the show was a “success”. That’s…helpful, I suppose, but not really. This was our second show, and I guess it went well, apparently. I should start blogging about these things closer to the dates they happen….

Oh, look at that, I posted a game from this show to YouTube! Check it out:

April
Our 3-D show! Very exciting. Once again I gave myself positive-but-vague reviews on Twitter, so this is unhelpful. I do remember that my wife and daughter were at the show to cheer me on, and that was awesome!

May
We hosted the College Team this month (and later in the week they hosted us). I wasn’t in the Sunday show (16th), because I was in the College Team show (20th) instead. On the Sunday show, three College Team members played a Sunday Company-style show. I went to the show to watch. I thought it was pretty good, although I distinctly remember there being one game that was really awkward to watch (sorry, guys!). Twitter has nothing to say about this show, sadly.

The three of us that were not in the Sunday show practiced in my garage that week for our Thursday show against the College Team. The Thursday show was lots of fun – we lost the first half, so we didn’t get to play 5 Things (which I was bummed about), but we did get to introduce the Thursday crowd to a Sunday Company-exclusive game 10 Things or Less and eventually went on to
win the show! It was also cool to get to do a show in the “traditional” format of our theater again, since I hadn’t done one since I was taking workshops they previous year.

I should also point out the fact that my wife is awesome and didn’t mind me doing a show on our wedding anniversary!

June
The first of several theme-based shows – this one was Father’s Day-themed. My wife and daughter were out of town for this show, so all I remember was being bummed that I didn’t get to see them on Father’s Day. The show itself was fun. We twisted up some games to be more Father’s-Day-ish (10 Things or Less became Grandpa’s Attic, etc). I vaguely recall that there was a long-running game about drug addiction somewhere in that night which was…weird. Overall, I declared the show “fun”, so that’s good.

July
Star Wars show! This was our best show, in my opinion. We sold out (or came close) for the second time, and (on a personal note) I had lots of friends and family show up, and they all seemed to like the show, so that was great! I feel like this was one of my better shows, I was feeling pretty confident, and I was excited about what we were doing, since I’m a huge geek and got to show that off to an audience (even if I did mix up Geonosis for Kamino in Galaxy’s Worst).

Lots more tweaking of games – this time to be Star Wars-specific. We also did a long form game, montage, which was pretty awesome, you
can see that here:

The day before this show I did a side-gig, helping out a friend who needed someone for their four-person improv group. I actually got paid for improv, making me a professional comedian (possibly), go me! This was a big improv weekend for me.

August
Another themed show, this time we did a full-on Long Form show. I really liked this show, it was different. I’m more of a fan of short form, myself (although I like a mixture of both best). I feel like I learned a lot with learning some Long Form styles, and I definitely want to learn more. This is also the month when a friend of mine invited me to an (all-day) improv workshop. I felt very out of place at first (I’m not a part of their improv group), but I was very thankful that he invited me and really glad I went.

This show, sadly, is also where my improv self-confidence began to wane for a few months…. I don’t know if it was a factor of learning new things, being burnt out or just random anxiety (or some combination thereof), but the next few months were filled with a sense of “I suck at improv”.

September
We had some “pros” from the main stage of our theater come and perform with us for this show. It was a good show, although I didn’t feel that I did as well as I could have (see above). Mostly, I felt that I was lacking energy. I miss caffeine, sometimes, seriously.

Twitter indicates that I thought the show was “fun” (I need a thesaurus, apparently). It also indicates that I hurt my back during this show – a problem that would plague me for a month or two. I blame being tackled on stage while pretending to be a streaker.

October
Defying expectations, we did not do a Halloween themed show for October. Instead, we went for a straight-up improv show. I was quite happy about that, since it let me try to focus on getting back to basics. I felt like the show was pretty good, solid. But I continued my feeling that I wasn’t living up to my own expectations. Nothing bad, I just wasn’t getting better, like I want to.

Perhaps most telling of all: I didn’t even tweet about the show afterwards. Great Scott!

November
No show 🙁 But, we did get a bunch of newbies into the group. I was very nervous about this, at first, because I don’t always get along well with others, but it worked out well. The new kids seem to fit in well, and bring a nice bit of energy to the group, I feel they’ve rejuvenated us and breathed some new life into the group. Plus, there’s a lot better gender balance to the group, now, which I think is important. Still, we brought in 9 people to our 8 so now we’re out-numbered!

December
Last night we had our last show of the year – a Holiday themed show. I thought this was our second best show of the year (second only to the Star Wars show). I felt a lot better about my performance (both going in and after the show), which probably didn’t hurt! Our n00bs
performed a 12 Days of Christmas spoof before the show, which was a cool change of pace, and the veterans were (almost) all there to do
a regular show, replete with ugly sweaters and holiday-themed games.

Afterwards, we had an end-of-year/post-show party with everybody involved with our group (at least, the ones who were at
the show), and I was reminded yet again of how much fun improv-ers are. I genuinely enjoy their company, and I’m very thankful that I’ve been given this opportunity to get to know them all. And other sappy stuff.

Overall, it was a good year for improv. We had lots of (mostly good) shows with bookends of very solid shows on both ends (that’s redundant) and a smattering of really good ones in-between. I feel I’ve improved significantly as a performer, but I still have a long way to go[1].

[1] Hey, I made it through a whole post without any footnotes[2].
[2] Wait…damnit.

Tweet Crafting

I love Twitter, but I also tend to be rather verbose. This is problematic. My solution to this is a method I call tweet crafting (as in crafting the tweet). Let’s walk through the most recent example, shall we?

I took a walk through the parking lot at work, today, to wake myself up a bit and to give myself a bit of a break.  While walking, I noticed a car parked taking up two spots.  Presumably, this is because they don’t want someone to damage their “nice” car.  Who cares?  It’s a car, get over it.  It bugged me, but I got over it until I walked around the corner and saw another car parked in the same manner.  Seriously, people, knock it off.

It was at this time that I decided to share my thoughts with the world, so I went to my phone and typed out the following:

Whenever I see a car parked using two spots (instead of the usually-allocated one spot per car) I am overwhelemed with the urge to key the car.  But I don’t.  Does this make me a bad person? For not keying their car, I mean.

For those counting at home, you’ll notice that that is about 85 characters more than you’re allowed to post on Twitter.  The problem is further compounded by the fact that I wanted to cross-post this tweet to Facebook, so that everyone can bask in my hilarious wit and insight, and I do that by adding the hashtag #fb to the end of the tweet, further limiting me to 137 characters instead of the usual 140.  Now what?

I sat down and started to edit my tweet – to push, gently, at the corners in an effort to mold it to the harsh limitations of 140 characters while still retaining all the necessary components to be interesting and funny (to me, anyway).  The original insight breaks down into three crucial pieces.

The Setup

This is the part where I explain the situation I find myself in (jerks who can’t be bothered to park in one spot).  That’s this part: Whenever I see a car parked using two spots (instead of the usually-allocated one spot per car) I am overwhelemed with the urge to key the car.  But I don’t. If you count the letters that is already longer than 140 characters.  So, we have to trim it down.  The first thing I did was reduce the two spaces after each period to only one.  This hurts me, inside, but I do it anyway.  Next, I remove the parenthetical – I assume my audience is intelligent, so they can understand my meaning without spelling out for them.  Then, I substitute longer words for shorter, “Whenever” becomes “When”, for example.  I also merged the two sentences into one.  Finally, I take out a few words here and there (e.g. “I see”) to shorten it further, still retaining the meaning – the end result being:  When a car is parked in two spots at once I alway want to key the car, but I don’t. Now to tackle the other two sections.

The Commentary

This is the easiest section, honestly.  I’m just musing here.  Really it’s the false end to the tweet that makes people think it’s why I’m really posting so I can surprise them with the actual punchline, later.  The commentary, in this tweet, is: Does this make me a bad person? Not too long, to start with, but applying the same rules as above it becomes Am I a bad person? Finally, the last section….

The Payoff

This is, of course, the actual reason for the tweet.  Who cares about people parked across two spots or if I’m a bad person?  The real point is making the reader think I’m upset about my desire to key the car when, in fact, it is the opposite.  Here’s our payoff: For not keying their car, I mean. I retained this as much as possible, only changing “For” into “By” (a one character difference, but it helped).

Tweet Tweet!
The Final Result

Here is the actual tweet.

Of course, what I should really do is print out one of my favorite xkcd comics and stick it on their windshield.  But how do you do alt-text in real life?

Six Bits

In a little over a month I’ll be 32.  I’m going to get geeky on you here, for a second (quite frankly, if you’re reading the blog you should probably just get used to that right now) – 32 is a number that cannot be represented in less than 6 bits [1].  That’s the reason for the title of this blog [2].  Technically speaking 31 (current age) fits into 6 bits, so that’s ok, and if I’m still blogging at age 64 (7 bits) then we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

A bit about me.  At the time of this entry I am 31 years old (this should be apparent by now).  I have a wonderful wife (Ashleigh) who I have been together with for 9 years and married to for 3.  I have an amazing daughter (Savannah) who is 17 months old and astounds me every day with how quickly she is growing and the things she’s learning.  I am a software engineer and improv comic.

That’s enough background, now we can talk about the purpose of this blog.  It doesn’t really have one – I just want a place to dump my thoughts on all things software, improv and parenthood related.  I may throw some occasional TV, movie or book reviews in there from time to time, as well.  Hopefully whatever I write will be entertaining, but, if not, it’s not like you’re out anything but your time.

That’s enough blogging for now, next time I’ll try to write something that’s actually interesting.

[1] Confused?  Go read up on base 2 numerical representation, here.

[2] I thought about calling the blog “$0.75 Blog” but I didn’t think anyone would get the joke. [3]

[3] I like footnotes, deal with it.